I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!

Did you have to go to her special needs group home or did they giver her a pass to go out

Further proof that the Madden curse isn't real

Yikes..?

@ElekielZelliot Tasteless joke dude. Just say you’re jealous and leave it be.

@averhamme Thank you! She was an 8/10 so nothing too crazy.

@jtothehova3665 I slept at her place so I guess that’s accurate.

No, no you didn't.

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@jtothehova3665 You’re probably a virgin and just jealous😂😂😂

I don't think I'm the Virgin one

@jtothehova3665 Clearly you are. If not you wouldn’t he so concerned with my sex life🤭

I'm not concerned about your sex life. Weirdo

@jtothehova3665 Yes you are. Otherwise you wouldn’t be telling me I didn’t have sex🤔

Now i have no idea what you are talking about.

When did I say that?

@jtothehova3665 You said “No, no you didn’t”

You are a waste of time. Keep dreaming kid

@jtothehova3665 Wow now you’re deleting all your comments cuz you couldn’t keep up with daddy? Weak😂

W @jtothehova3665

@PeteEckhart In what way did he dub?

I think you might have had enough beers. I think hallucinations are a sign of alcohol poisoning?

@FantasyHlTMAN This is lie

@jh25737 Clearly you’ve never had alcohol, because hallucinations are a sign of schizophrenia. Which I 100% am not😂