FF Leagues

FantasyHlTMAN • 5 years ago

I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

And then you woke up

averhamme 5 years ago

Congrats on the real sex you had!

greg13x 5 years ago

I saw this story yesterday, lol. I'm gonna need proof.

ElekielZelliot 5 years ago

Did you have to go to her special needs group home or did they giver her a pass to go out

3

MitchHedberg 5 years ago

Further proof that the Madden curse isn't real

Gromit 5 years ago

Yikes..?

greatnorthdrew 5 years ago

Bobby?

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@ElekielZelliot Tasteless joke dude. Just say you’re jealous and leave it be.

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@averhamme Thank you! She was an 8/10 so nothing too crazy.

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 I slept at her place so I guess that’s accurate.

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

No, no you didn't.

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FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 You’re probably a virgin and just jealous😂😂😂

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

I don't think I'm the Virgin one

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 Clearly you are. If not you wouldn’t he so concerned with my sex life🤭

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

I'm not concerned about your sex life. Weirdo

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 Yes you are. Otherwise you wouldn’t be telling me I didn’t have sex🤔

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

Now i have no idea what you are talking about.

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

When did I say that?

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 You said “No, no you didn’t”

jtothehova3665 5 years ago

You are a waste of time. Keep dreaming kid

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@jtothehova3665 Wow now you’re deleting all your comments cuz you couldn’t keep up with daddy? Weak😂

PeteEckhart 5 years ago

W @jtothehova3665

FantasyHlTMAN 5 years ago

@PeteEckhart In what way did he dub?

TTT01 • 1 hour ago

I am the Commish of 4 FREE active 12-tm sf tep ppr dynasty leagues and will have 5 orphans going into 2026. If you are a degenerate fantasy football team owner who enjoys taking the challenge of taking over orphans, dm me and I can get back to you with the very detailed bylaws and the team rosters in the next few days/week. I need you to tell me why you are someone I should want to add to my leagues going into yr 2 , 3 and 4. Otherwise I wont reply back. Its not up to me to convince you to do this. Send me a DM if you want me to take you seriously. Thx.

AstroSpiderBaby • 17 hours ago

System Shock Dynasty — 12-team Superflex dynasty league Built for long-term strategy, not redraft gimmicks. • Full PPR (+0.5 TE premium) • FAAB waivers • Max PF for rookie draft order • Anti-tanking enforced • Stable bylaws and transparent governance This league rewards sustained production, smart roster construction, and multi-year planning over weekly volume spikes. Best suited for managers who enjoy dynasty strategy, trading, and long-term team building. DM if interested — happy to share full bylaws.

McFly7v • yesterday

http://sleeper.com/i/V9PAAzGWlY22O One orphan team.

BrettTothLover67 • yesterday

http://sleeper.com/i/V9GxYa0m4OGg6 Free league dynasty long draft 32 man

DaMarf • yesterday

Heyo - I know it's a bit late, but I'm looking to start up an NBA 10T dynasty! DM if you'd like to learn more :)

BDawggie • yesterday

yo how do I find groups that do picks?

Klingmeyer2 • yesterday

league of legacy

ajmuzzin • yesterday

NFL playoff fantasy pool 12 team, $150 buy in, pays top 3 Draft only starting lineup, no transactions after draft, cumulative score in all 13 playoff games. DM for join link, or with questions. 🍻