I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!

I'm not concerned about your sex life. Weirdo

@jtothehova3665 Yes you are. Otherwise you wouldn’t be telling me I didn’t have sex🤔

Now i have no idea what you are talking about.

@jtothehova3665 You said “No, no you didn’t”

You are a waste of time. Keep dreaming kid

@jtothehova3665 Wow now you’re deleting all your comments cuz you couldn’t keep up with daddy? Weak😂

W @jtothehova3665

@PeteEckhart In what way did he dub?

I think you might have had enough beers. I think hallucinations are a sign of alcohol poisoning?

@FantasyHlTMAN This is lie

@jh25737 Clearly you’ve never had alcohol, because hallucinations are a sign of schizophrenia. Which I 100% am not😂

I didnt delete any comments?

I would say, I'll stop feeding the bored troll... But I'm also bored.

@jtothehova3665 I guess you blocked then unblocked me😂

Cuz they all disappeared

I think you are definitely hallucinating now

Get some help son

@jh25737 Once you get laid then you can talk to me😂Otherwise keep your virgin ass out of the comments

I have two kids my dude. But seriously, I hope this story is true, otherwise you are one sad attention whore.

We know you're a fucking liar. You typed "s*x"

What real man capable of fucking doesn't just say "hey I fucked good last night." Shut up with with you're fucking horseshit.

I think the biggest lie is that you actually won a fantasy championship though.

@jh25737 I also won district champions in bball, and a state championship in football.