I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!

I have two kids my dude. But seriously, I hope this story is true, otherwise you are one sad attention whore.

We know you're a fucking liar. You typed "s*x"

What real man capable of fucking doesn't just say "hey I fucked good last night." Shut up with with you're fucking horseshit.

jh25737 5 years ago

I think the biggest lie is that you actually won a fantasy championship though.

@jh25737 I also won district champions in bball, and a state championship in football.

Haha true!

@Kobecopter Distasteful name bro. Like what the frick. Kobecopter?

@FantasyHlTMAN If I wear a Thielen Jersey will I get laid too?

I wanna get laid too 😢

Congrats on the sex

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@AdamThielen find a vikings fan and maybe

Hey you sound like a cool guy. Join the pool party. You’ve been invited @FantasyHlTMAN https://sleeper.app/i/EO2wkmPXk4Eb

SHOULD I DROP LARRY FITZ FOR BRYAN EDWARDS (RAIDER WR)?!?!!!?!

@FantasyHlTMAN explain