I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!
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jtothehova3665• over 5 yr ago
And then you woke up
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averhamme• over 5 yr ago
Congrats on the real sex you had!
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FantasyHlTMAN• over 5 yr ago
<@Kobecopter> Distasteful name bro. Like what the frick. Kobecopter?
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ElekielZelliot• over 5 yr ago
Did you have to go to her special needs group home or did they giver her a pass to go out
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AdamThielen• over 5 yr ago
<@FantasyHlTMAN> If I wear a Thielen Jersey will I get laid too?
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jh25737• over 5 yr ago
I think the biggest lie is that you actually won a fantasy championship though.
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AvgFantasyPlyr• over 5 yr ago
Congrats on the sex
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FantasyHlTMAN• over 5 yr ago
<@jh25737> Clearly you’ve never had alcohol, because hallucinations are a sign of schizophrenia. Which I 100% am not😂
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jh25737• over 5 yr ago
I think you might have had enough beers. I think hallucinations are a sign of alcohol poisoning?
I just got LAID because of FANTASY FOOTBALL. So I was with three very attractive females and they all had nice racks(Melons>>>Cake). I approach one of them and ask for their snapchat(the other two get visibly jealous that I didn’t approach them instead). She agrees to give me her snap after she notices I’m wearing a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey, and guess what her favorite team is? The effing BROWNS! Anyways, we go our separate ways and I wait a few hours to send her a snap. I take a picture in my trophy room right in front of my high school football state championship ring. She did not seem impressed AT ALL. I audible and send a snap of me next to my high school basketball district champions trophy. Same result. Finally, I take a picture in front of my 2018 fantasy football championship belt. She then sends me her address and tells me to come over wearing the belt... wearing ONLY the belt! Best s*x of my life. BEER ME for the new fantasy football year!
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