Player Performance Chat for 12/15/2025 vs MIA

Hot Takes

MitchJohnson45• 3 d ago

My dear Donkey Kong Metcalf, I hope this finds you well. I am officially naming you captain of the squad for the postseason, congratulations pookie😘 We have some truly huge men but none perfectly embody the "Size Matters" team like you do🦍 This is it, big dog. Kyle Pitts has already shown them our overwhelming mass is to be feared, now put the beef on em😤 This is where legends are made. I expect a monster next 3 weeks out of you, lead us to the championship daddy😍