Hot Takes
MitchJohnson45• 5 d ago
My dear Donkey Kong Metcalf,
I hope this finds you well.
I am officially naming you captain of the squad for the postseason. We have some huge men but none perfectly embody the "Size Matters" team like you do.
This is it, big dog. This is where legends are made. Now is the time to stunt on these hoes. I expect a monster next 3 weeks out of you, put the beef on em. Lead us to the championship😤
Now please slow it down on the gummy worms pookie😘
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13miloknowsball• 5 d ago
Keep him in the hospital
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3lurkset• 4 d ago
if bro dont take himself a tums and have a game imma be pissed
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1baw326• 5 d ago
Hospitalized for having to take a shit lmfaooo15DMACK780• 4 d ago
oh noo his poor little tummy hurts. get the hell in there..6FirstPlaceThanks• 4 d ago
DK 🔥 Justin Jefferson 👍4
2tanninbell• 4 d ago
DK 🔥 Wilson 👍 Terry 👀3MrStalsworth• 3 d ago
bro had bubble guts2FlushingFalcons• 3 d ago
DK or Jaylen warren1ChadPgh87• 4 d ago
... let's see who gets this..... "Water my ass!!! Bring this man some Pepto Bismol!!"1
