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ClinicCapp  •  1 year ago
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New meme reactions just dropped in Sleeper chat šŸ‘€ Roasting your league mates just got a lot easier šŸ¤

stokeylol 1 year ago

Can you experiment with giving me a handy? My masochist boner has been hurting for a bit and I need someone to help me out.

stokeylol 1 year ago

Wait are you not a girl? I thought you were one because of all the bitching and moaning

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Well I got a ā€œrandomā€ to attend to that goes by @stokeylol Mother. So I gotta go šŸ‘€

stokeylol 1 year ago

@DanielDimesGOAT man he has to go

stokeylol 1 year ago

Tragic

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Yeah get that approval šŸ’€ need another man’s approval. You’re life is getting better huh

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stokeylol 1 year ago

I thought you said he would be a good conversation buddy for me in the long term

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Talking about two other men meat riding each other in a sleeper chat has gotta be the most embarrassing thing to say. Seek God @stokeylol

stokeylol 1 year ago

I looked for God and I found a mirror

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Sorry buddy @stokeylol there’s squirt on your ceiling fan. Can’t blame anyone other then your mother for that one 🤷

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stokeylol 1 year ago

Im sorry that you think having fun is only done in a sexual context

stokeylol 1 year ago

Must speak pretty sadly of the parenting you had

stokeylol 1 year ago

What asset? Having fun?

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stokeylol 1 year ago

That doesn’t make sense

SweetPete1034 1 year ago

@Poophoarder

Poophoarder 1 year ago

Why have you summoned me

Poophoarder 1 year ago

For 3 years I’ve slumbered.

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GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

@stokeylol is currently at the nursing home 😭

stokeylol 1 year ago

Here to find your mom you should have told me you were 50 and single

stokeylol 1 year ago

Your mom is trying to get me to help her with setting you up with Doris

stokeylol 1 year ago

Doris said she texted you did you get it?

Poophoarder 1 year ago

Can you guys stop typing. I’m trying to talk to Pete and he can’t see my messages

stokeylol 1 year ago

No she has dementia so she’s here even though she’s 50

stokeylol 1 year ago

So since you guys are similar ages your mom thinks it might work

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masonh079  •  37 minutes ago

Commanders QB Marcus Mariota is headed to the locker room.

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masonh079  •  1 hour ago

Packers RB Josh Jacobs will be active tonight against the Bears, per @TomPelissero

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masonh079  •  2 hours ago

49ers WR Ricky Pearsall has been ruled out for Week 16.

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masonh079  •  2 hours ago

Packers WRs Christian Watson and Dontayvion Wicks are active for Week 16.

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masonh079  •  yesterday

Sean McVay says he doesn't anticipate WR Davante Adams (hamstring) playing in Week 17.

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masonh079  •  yesterday

Don’t write him off just yet - Raiders QB Geno Smith will start in Week 16.

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masonh079  •  yesterday

Packers RB Josh Jacobs is ā€œmore doubtful than questionableā€, per @RobDemovsky

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masonh079  •  yesterday

The Chiefs have ruled out WR Rashee Rice for Week 16.