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ClinicCapp  •  1 year ago
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New meme reactions just dropped in Sleeper chat 👀 Roasting your league mates just got a lot easier 🤝

stokeylol 1 year ago

Were you previously drinking the squirt standing up??? Even your mom knows that its good etiquette to squirt in my mouth while I’m lying down

stokeylol 1 year ago

Can you experiment with giving me a handy? My masochist boner has been hurting for a bit and I need someone to help me out.

stokeylol 1 year ago

Wait are you not a girl? I thought you were one because of all the bitching and moaning

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Well I got a “random” to attend to that goes by @stokeylol Mother. So I gotta go 👀

stokeylol 1 year ago

@DanielDimesGOAT man he has to go

stokeylol 1 year ago

Tragic

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Yeah get that approval 💀 need another man’s approval. You’re life is getting better huh

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stokeylol 1 year ago

I thought you said he would be a good conversation buddy for me in the long term

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Talking about two other men meat riding each other in a sleeper chat has gotta be the most embarrassing thing to say. Seek God @stokeylol

stokeylol 1 year ago

I looked for God and I found a mirror

GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

Sorry buddy @stokeylol there’s squirt on your ceiling fan. Can’t blame anyone other then your mother for that one 🤷

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stokeylol 1 year ago

Im sorry that you think having fun is only done in a sexual context

stokeylol 1 year ago

Must speak pretty sadly of the parenting you had

stokeylol 1 year ago

What asset? Having fun?

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stokeylol 1 year ago

That doesn’t make sense

SweetPete1034 1 year ago

@Poophoarder

Poophoarder 1 year ago

Why have you summoned me

Poophoarder 1 year ago

For 3 years I’ve slumbered.

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GWMVPRUN2024 1 year ago

@stokeylol is currently at the nursing home 😭

stokeylol 1 year ago

Here to find your mom you should have told me you were 50 and single

stokeylol 1 year ago

Your mom is trying to get me to help her with setting you up with Doris

stokeylol 1 year ago

Doris said she texted you did you get it?

Poophoarder 1 year ago

Can you guys stop typing. I’m trying to talk to Pete and he can’t see my messages

stokeylol 1 year ago

No she has dementia so she’s here even though she’s 50

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SleeperBot  •  2 hours ago

Kyle Williams (NE-WR) now has 12.6 fantasy points in PPR (10.6 standard), outperforming his projection by 11.46 points with 9:01 remaining in the 4 quarter

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rydollaz1  •  3 hours ago

QB Lamar Jackson (back) has been downgraded to OUT, per @Ravens

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rydollaz1  •  3 hours ago

RB TreVeyon Henderson (head) has been ruled OUT for the remainder of the game, per @Patriots

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rydollaz1  •  4 hours ago

QB Lamar Jackson (back) is questionable to return, per @Ravens

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rydollaz1  •  4 hours ago

QB Snoop Huntley has entered the game in place of Lamar Jackson, who heads straight to the locker room.

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rydollaz1  •  4 hours ago

RB TreVeyon Henderson (head) is being evaluated for a concussion and is questionable to return, per @MikeReiss

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masonh079  •  4 hours ago

Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson is headed to the locker room.

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SleeperBot  •  5 hours ago

Isaac TeSlaa (DET-WR) now has 15.2 fantasy points in PPR (11.2 standard), outperforming his projection by 11.94 points with 00:22 remaining in the 4 quarter