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ClinicCapp  •  7 months ago
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New meme reactions just dropped in Sleeper chat 👀 Roasting your league mates just got a lot easier 🤝

stokeylol 7 months ago

Im sorry that you think having fun is only done in a sexual context

stokeylol 7 months ago

Must speak pretty sadly of the parenting you had

stokeylol 7 months ago

What asset? Having fun?

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stokeylol 7 months ago

That doesn’t make sense

SweetPete1034 7 months ago

@Poophoarder

Poophoarder 7 months ago

Why have you summoned me

Poophoarder 7 months ago

For 3 years I’ve slumbered.

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GWMVPRUN2024 7 months ago

@stokeylol is currently at the nursing home 😭

stokeylol 7 months ago

Here to find your mom you should have told me you were 50 and single

stokeylol 7 months ago

Your mom is trying to get me to help her with setting you up with Doris

stokeylol 7 months ago

Doris said she texted you did you get it?

Poophoarder 7 months ago

Can you guys stop typing. I’m trying to talk to Pete and he can’t see my messages

stokeylol 7 months ago

No she has dementia so she’s here even though she’s 50

stokeylol 7 months ago

So since you guys are similar ages your mom thinks it might work

Poophoarder 7 months ago

I can’t sleeper disabled my DMs cuz I didn’t know the difference between 2 US states, New England and Delaware @GWMVPRUN2024

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stokeylol 7 months ago

New England not a state

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Poophoarder 7 months ago

Yes it is. The New England Patriots dummy

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Poophoarder 7 months ago

Next you’re gonna tell me Arizona isn’t a state

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stokeylol 7 months ago

Wheres the drake computer meme bro

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DFGods 7 months ago

wtf is going on here new memes but Travis Etienne still doesn’t have a Jaguars GIF lol

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GWMVPRUN2024 7 months ago

Bro called New England a state 😭

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stokeylol 7 months ago

Fr

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Poophoarder 7 months ago

Go look at any map dingus

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DFGods 7 months ago

I think this app is turning into fuc’n MySpace

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SleeperBot  •  11 hours ago

Zach Ertz (WAS-TE) now has 18.7 fantasy points in PPR (12.7 standard), outperforming his projection by 10.7 points with 00:28 remaining in the 4 quarter

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masonh079  •  15 hours ago

There is no more RB committee in Dallas. Rico Dowdle is the Cowboys lead back, per @RapSheet “That's my focus to continue to get him opportunities. He's the lead back.” - Mike McCarthy

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masonh079  •  18 hours ago

The Falcons have added WR Darnell Mooney to the injury report with an Achilles injury.

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masonh079  •  yesterday

Commanders RB Brian Robinson Jr. is off the injury report and good to go TNF against the Eagles, per @TomPelissero

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masonh079  •  yesterday

Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy had a 2nd surgery on his right knee this week to address swelling, per @SeifertESPN

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masonh079  •  yesterday

The Raiders are going to start Gardner Minshew at QB on Sunday vs. Miami, per HC Antonio Pierce.

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masonh079  •  yesterday

The Chiefs are expecting WR JuJu Smith-Schuster to return this week vs. the Bills, per @AdamSchefter

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masonh079  •  yesterday

Chiefs RB Isiah Pacheco is unlikely to play Sunday at Buffalo, per @AdamSchefter