Struggling Cowboys Make Great Matchup For Joe Mixon

POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT

bro just clutched was down 29 points

thank you daddy

Lil bro is a goal line merchant. Had three easy receiving touchdowns and sold. Str8 bum

ur are fucking him. needed 34.5 got me 37.3. honestly have my children atp

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

This man deserves the world

Beautiful to have saquon and Joe mixon as my rb1 and rb2

HAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY MIXON YOU COULDNT DO IT TO ME

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

Offensive player of the year??

I won my week cause Texans D but you sir are bitch

i love you my glorious king

Its all over the screen

Texans ain’t doing nothing with only Mixon

I was down 45 with Texans d and Joe mixon left to play🤷🏻‍♂️

CJ stroud can’t throw for 💩

My baby

“Mixon’s Magic (Fantasy Revival)” (Verse 1) Down 25, my heart was sinking, Tank Dell’s points had me overthinking. But then came Joe, with a flash of heat, Breaking through defenses, fast and sleek. (Chorus) Oh, Joe Mixon, you ran so fine, Moving those chains, crossing the line. Your power surged, oh, I felt it deep, In my fantasy dreams, you made me leap. (Verse 2) Every cut, every drive, a sensual tease, Dancing through tackles, moving with ease. The way you score, it’s pure delight, Lighting up my team deep into the night. (Chorus) Oh, Joe Mixon, you ran so fine, Moving those chains, crossing the line. Your power surged, oh, I felt it deep, In my fantasy dreams, you made me leap. (Bridge) Tank tried to steal the show, it’s true, But Joe, my savior, it was always you. With every point, you pulled me near, A fantasy comeback, oh so clear. (Outro) Mixon’s magic, you sealed my fate, From the brink of loss, to something great. I’m yours, Joe, forever it seems, The MVP of my fantasy dreams.

guarantee you none of us included me expected that, LFGGGGGGG 😭😭🥳🥳

MF DAWGGGGG

THATS WHY HE’S THA GOAT

I’m a man of my word. I creamed so many times last night