Struggling Cowboys Make Great Matchup For Joe Mixon
i love you my glorious king
Its all over the screen
Texans ain’t doing nothing with only Mixon
I was down 45 with Texans d and Joe mixon left to play🤷🏻♂️
CJ stroud can’t throw for 💩
My baby
“Mixon’s Magic (Fantasy Revival)” (Verse 1) Down 25, my heart was sinking, Tank Dell’s points had me overthinking. But then came Joe, with a flash of heat, Breaking through defenses, fast and sleek. (Chorus) Oh, Joe Mixon, you ran so fine, Moving those chains, crossing the line. Your power surged, oh, I felt it deep, In my fantasy dreams, you made me leap. (Verse 2) Every cut, every drive, a sensual tease, Dancing through tackles, moving with ease. The way you score, it’s pure delight, Lighting up my team deep into the night. (Chorus) Oh, Joe Mixon, you ran so fine, Moving those chains, crossing the line. Your power surged, oh, I felt it deep, In my fantasy dreams, you made me leap. (Bridge) Tank tried to steal the show, it’s true, But Joe, my savior, it was always you. With every point, you pulled me near, A fantasy comeback, oh so clear. (Outro) Mixon’s magic, you sealed my fate, From the brink of loss, to something great. I’m yours, Joe, forever it seems, The MVP of my fantasy dreams.
guarantee you none of us included me expected that, LFGGGGGGG 😭😭🥳🥳
MF DAWGGGGG
THATS WHY HE’S THA GOAT
I’m a man of my word. I creamed so many times last night
Although I legit thought I’d have to get that tattoo. He was close to 40 🤣
But can’t believe he actually outscored Barkley
Name drop players for next week that you want to score a lot of points. I’ll speak it into existence