Struggling Cowboys Make Great Matchup For Joe Mixon

Daddy Mixon. I need you so badly today. My mean opponent had Barkley (lucky guy not even a good RB). You are my one true savior Mixon. You are the best RB to ever grace the earth. Your powerful thighs turn on my Chubb. But I need you so much today. You can outscore Saquon. I believe in you. I always will. If you score 35 points I will cream my pants. Over 40 and I will tattoo your face over my heart so that I know you are always with me. Oh daddy. Please make me wet 💦🤤 I love you pookie ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Please let him finish with 4 yards alhamdulillah

Sleeper keep sleeping lowering his projection

Need you to score more then Saquon this week

Gonna need you to break the single game fantasy points record pookie. Nothing crazy

I was already up 30 and he’s got nobody but I want more is that greedy

Mf gonna roll on em hard.

Hey pookie, it’s me again. I need 70 points 🙏

I already nutted 2 minutes into the 1st quarter

Oh nah sleeper reports saying hes gonna have a good game. Its over for us 😭

guarantee you none of us included me expected that, LFGGGGGGG 😭😭🥳🥳

MF DAWGGGGG

THATS WHY HE’S THA GOAT

I’m a man of my word. I creamed so many times last night

Although I legit thought I’d have to get that tattoo. He was close to 40 🤣

But can’t believe he actually outscored Barkley

Name drop players for next week that you want to score a lot of points. I’ll speak it into existence