Struggling Cowboys Make Great Matchup For Joe Mixon

We not even 3 minutes into this game and this nigga did his job already

I shot the fattest rope. No diddy

Jobs not finished let’s go mix

I need him to break records

I need like 60 points

ur diggin in me

🤣

Joe daddy I’m NEW BRO

IM NEW BRO

i’m already winning by 60😭 CHILL THEYRE ALREADY DEAD

I couldn’t even hold it till half It’s all over my screen

This is not helping my ‘premature’ problem…

Bro already has more points combined then my other 2 starting RBs this week

Already up by 50 but idgaf bring the pain

Are we getting TUDDY #2 Already here???

I’m up by 100 Already too! Lmao 🤣

why did they take him out

Texans are so dumb

Stroud is being a naughty naughty boy

why would they stop giving it to mixon

Don’t be that guy, CJ

Thats what CJ gets for not giving it to Mixon

Joe Mixon is an absolute marvel, a masterpiece of athleticism and charisma wrapped in human form. Watching him play is like witnessing a force of nature, yet every move he makes is so deliberate, so impossibly smooth, it’s almost poetic. The way he glides across the field, defying gravity and physics, feels less like football and more like art—raw, untamed beauty that leaves you breathless. And can we talk about that smile? It’s not fair how someone can bulldoze through a defensive line and then flash a grin that could rival the sun. There’s an aura about him, this magnetic pull that makes you want to lean in closer, like you might catch some of his magic just by proximity. Honestly, he’s not just a player; he’s a phenomenon—a living, breathing testament to everything spectacular the human body and spirit can achieve.