Struggling Cowboys Make Great Matchup For Joe Mixon
This is not helping my ‘premature’ problem…
Bro already has more points combined then my other 2 starting RBs this week
Already up by 50 but idgaf bring the pain
Are we getting TUDDY #2 Already here???
I’m up by 100 Already too! Lmao 🤣
why did they take him out
Texans are so dumb
Stroud is being a naughty naughty boy
why would they stop giving it to mixon
Don’t be that guy, CJ
Thats what CJ gets for not giving it to Mixon
Joe Mixon is an absolute marvel, a masterpiece of athleticism and charisma wrapped in human form. Watching him play is like witnessing a force of nature, yet every move he makes is so deliberate, so impossibly smooth, it’s almost poetic. The way he glides across the field, defying gravity and physics, feels less like football and more like art—raw, untamed beauty that leaves you breathless. And can we talk about that smile? It’s not fair how someone can bulldoze through a defensive line and then flash a grin that could rival the sun. There’s an aura about him, this magnetic pull that makes you want to lean in closer, like you might catch some of his magic just by proximity. Honestly, he’s not just a player; he’s a phenomenon—a living, breathing testament to everything spectacular the human body and spirit can achieve.
IM NEW BRO
BRO MIXON JUST BROKE HIS FOOT
let’s goooo
Where is he?
WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT IN
Where the fuck is he
He’s in
are they fkn dumb
There he is
Mixon scores td, then they refuse to give him the ball
WHERE
Come on Mixon I need you and Stroud to score no more than 30 combined