Dear Matt golden. You are my pookie my love my whole life I took you in the first round last year expecting you to be good, but not this good I will always have you on my fantasy team until you retire my Pookie, my love my life you are a beast a speedster a good person unlike Jacob’s keep doing what your doing love Daboy17
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freelandon• 1 hr ago
my dearest mathew golden, the love of my existence,
where do i even begin to describe a love so powerful that it could move mountains, stop time, and bring the entire nfl to its knees?
mathew, my sweet, sweet mathew. every time i hear your name, the angels sing. every time you step onto that football field, the heavens open, the stars rearrange themselves, and the universe briefly remembers what true beauty looks like.
i do not simply admire you. i am DEVOTED to you. my heart beats in rhythm with your footsteps. my lungs breathe for the sole purpose of screaming your name. if you caught a football, i would catch feelings. if you scored a touchdown, i would ascend into another dimension. if you ever looked in my direction, i fear my soul would immediately leave my body.
i would walk through fire, swim across oceans, and sacrifice every single fantasy football championship just to witness you catch one more pass. i would trade my firstborn child, my house, my car, and every dollar in my bank account for the privilege of being your personal waterboy.
some call you a wide receiver. i call you the missing piece of my soul. some call you an athlete. i call you the eighth wonder of the world.
if loving you is a crime, then lock me away and throw away the key. if loving you is a disease, then i never want to be cured.
forever yours, until the end of time and beyond,
your most devoted admirer
freelandon
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TheGrandson• 1 hr ago
You guys can thank me for him having this performance (I’m playing him in fantasy)
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it’s been one quarter… ONE 😭😭
MATTHEW. GOLDEN. SZN.
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