You know this has always bugged me.
There's been 60 Super Bowls since 1967, and there are 32 teams. So, on average, teams still would have less than two wins (1.875) if wins were uniformly distributed (which we shouldn't expect anyway.) There just simply aren't enough Super Bowls to hold that against most teams.
Like, some of these teams have existed a far shorter time than the Super Bowl itself.
Texans, Browns, Titans, Ravens, Panthers, Jags... all about 30 years or less.
AKA, we should *expect* them to have no Super Bowl wins on average
So, who deserves to be made fun of?
The Arizona Cardinals.
They're the oldest team (1920), had as much opportunity as anyone, even more than most since they were around before any expansions, and STILL, only won a championship back in 1947. Even Detroit has 4 of those.
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