Hot Takes
CTurn• over 6 yr ago
Should I grab Gio just so my opponent who has mixon can’t get him? I won’t be playing gio
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2ivvy• over 6 yr ago
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Gardner Minshew. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Gardner. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes, we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
3042ff2019• over 6 yr ago
<@ivvy> you get it when you graduate from high school or college10odp123• over 6 yr ago
Looks like they’ll be mixon him in52
1odp123• over 6 yr ago
Classic sand pounder^61ivvy• over 6 yr ago
What does the graduation hat mean?
53ff2019• over 6 yr ago
AJ Green out? What happened?211ivvy• over 6 yr ago
SPIT IN MY MOUTH DADDY!
511YouMustGetR3kt• over 6 yr ago
Fire up your Saint Bernards!7Ricoeverett• over 6 yr ago
I dropped him for mecole11
