OH MY GOD 😭🔥 ENJOY 😩🍿 IT. SAVOR EVERY SECOND OF THIS FAKE RUN BECAUSE THIS IS IT 🧁⚡ THE PEAK OF A CUPCAKE SCHEDULE, THE SOFTEST PATH YOU’LL EVER GET, THE MOST GIFT-WRAPPED SEASON IN NFL HISTORY 🎁🏈 YOU PLAYED NOBODY, BEAT NOBODY, AND ACTED LIKE YOU WERE BACK 😭🙌 ALL THAT “WE’RE DIFFERENT NOW” TALK, ALL THAT MEDIA GAS, ALL THAT LUCK FALLING PERFECTLY YOUR WAY ALL YEAR 🍀🤡 AND FOR WHAT? DRAKE MAYE LOOKING WASHED WHEN IT MATTERED 😵💫💀 FLOATING PASSES, MISSED READS, DEER-IN-HEADLIGHTS MOMENTS WHEN THE LIGHTS GOT BRIGHT 🏟️😬 THIS TEAM DIDN’T EARN A THING — MISSED CALLS, BOUNCE-YOUR-WAY PLAYS, INJURED OPPONENTS, AND A SCHEDULE SO SOFT IT SHOULD’VE COME WITH A PILLOW 🧸🧁 AND NOW ALL YOU’VE GOT LEFT IS THE SAME OLD BRADY MEMORIES 📼🐐 “REMEMBER 2004?” “REMEMBER 2014?” YEAH, WE DO — BECAUSE THAT’S ALL YOU’LL EVER TALK ABOUT 😭🕰️ THE DYNASTY IS DEAD, THE MAGIC IS GONE, AND THIS SEASON WAS JUST A LUCKY COSPLAY OF GREATNESS 🧙♂️❌ FRAME THE BRADY PHOTOS 🖼️, REWATCH THE HIGHLIGHTS FROM A DECADE AGO 📺, AND PRETEND THIS MEANT SOMETHING BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW IT DIDN’T 🫠 THE PATS ARE BACK TO BEING MID, THE FUTURE IS BLEAK, AND THIS WAS YOUR LAST LITTLE ILLUSION 🏈💀 ENJOY THE OFFSEASON COPIUM, NEW ENGLAND 😭💔 THE LUCK RAN OUT.
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SanjithV7• 1 d ago
buddy how i need more yards from you now than when the game started
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SleeperBot• 10 d ago
