the suspense is so tense, you cant Massage it out of me.
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LaserBoy• 14 d ago
Watson’s desperate quarterback conquest with Shedeur Sanders is turning training camp into a straight-up filthy massage parlor showdown! This oily showdown is expected to last through every sweaty session of camp and the entire preseason, according to Daniel Oiledbussi of EPSteiN, who clearly smelled the happy ending from a mile away.
Head coach Todd Monken ain’t saying diddle about the state of Cleveland’s QB freak-fight, except that somebody is getting named the starter before Week 1 (probably the one who tips better). Watson and Sanders have been trading first-team reps like two masseuses fighting over the same oil bottle in spring practices, and that greasy tag-team ish is staying locked in through camp. Both QBs are gonna get slathered in reps and featured prominently in preseason “play,” if you know what I mean. The 30-year-old Watson? Bro’s only had ONE regular-season win since 2024… probably because he’s been too busy getting massaged into oblivion by 30+ therapists instead of studying the playbook.
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