Went 14-0 for you to stink me up brother why are you embarrassing me in front of my peers
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AGBENGALS• 1 mo ago
Dear Jahmyr,
I hope this letter finds you healthy, explosive, and fully charged with that electric first step. I just wanted to take a moment to say how much I appreciate you—not just as an NFL player, but as the cornerstone of my fantasy football hopes and dreams.
Week after week, you’ve shown up with the vision, the burst, the hands, the swagger. Every cut you make feels intentional. Every touch feels like destiny. When you hit the edge and turn on the jets, my living room turns into a highlight reel. You’ve been doing good—no, great—and I see the work, the consistency, the quiet dominance that doesn’t always scream but always delivers.
That said, Jahmyr, I come to you now with humility and faith, asking for just one thing: a historical game. The kind they talk about on RedZone with wide eyes. The kind that makes fantasy group chats go silent. I’m talking multiple touchdowns, yards that don’t fit on the screen, a performance so legendary that analysts have to say “this might be one of the best we’ve ever seen.”
I believe in you. My lineup believes in you. My playoff chances believe in you.
Go out there, be special, and know that somewhere, someone refreshed their fantasy app just to admire your stat line.
With respect, admiration, and a fully activated Rb1 spot,
Your favorite Fantasy Manager
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FrontDeskManager• 1 mo ago
PLEAAAAASE keep having a terrible game 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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FitzReborn• 1 mo ago
It’s LeBron time my glorious king
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BorregoEnFuego• 1 mo ago
9 points last week means 40 this week 😈
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NotUrLawyer• 1 mo ago
You are fucking me dude. Semifinals and this is what I get?
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