Sam LaPorta - TD maven in Week 13

the woke left hates to see a sub-10 yd multi-touchdown performance 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fuck you

“Modest yardage”

It’s a thanksgiving miracle!

Ive been and will keep starting him no matter what for the rest of the year

2tds 6 yards is nasty work 💀💀💀

The week I fucking sit this motherfucker out he scores 14 points but doesn’t do shit for me the entire fucking season. You fucking cocksucker Laporta

Every time I put this man on my bench WADAFAQ

6 yards, 2 TDs 😂 light work

Love it , Short Yardage King 🤴

💩💩💩💩💩💩

Fools gold

Welp, I hope Njoku takes me to the promise land

Of course. In my bench. Must win week.

We are here, gathered today, to lay to rest the term “LaPortaPottie”

Casual. TD dependent. Gets no other targets. Jonnu fkn smith kills LaPorta and gets zero TDs

This dude is back