Sam LaPorta - TD maven in Week 13

Feed him his turkeys 🦃

It’s a thanksgiving miracle!

Ive been and will keep starting him no matter what for the rest of the year

Nobody cares LaPieceOfShit. You a fat bum

“Modest yardage”

Love it , Short Yardage King 🤴

💩💩💩💩💩💩

Every time I put this man on my bench WADAFAQ

6 yards, 2 TDs 😂 light work

2tds 6 yards is nasty work 💀💀💀

The week I fucking sit this motherfucker out he scores 14 points but doesn’t do shit for me the entire fucking season. You fucking cocksucker Laporta

Fools gold

Welp, I hope Njoku takes me to the promise land

Of course. In my bench. Must win week.

We are here, gathered today, to lay to rest the term “LaPortaPottie”

Casual. TD dependent. Gets no other targets. Jonnu fkn smith kills LaPorta and gets zero TDs

This dude is back