Joe Mixon scores three times in win Monday
17% win probability to 100%. fawkin goat.
Oh. Daddy Mixon. Where do I begin. My glorious ray of sunshine. My honeybuns. I lathered myself in honey and cream last night after watching you score TD after TD. I thought of you in my dreams. You helped chase away my nightmares. I want you to run all over my body like you ran over the Cowboys defense. You are my savior. I had 1% win probability and you helped me win. Now I can be the 1% that completes your body as it’s pressed next to mine. I don’t know what I would do without you. I love you pookie. So glad I could watch your butt flap in the wind after each touch you got last night. I dream of you and you only. I love you Joe Daddy Mixon 💦💦💦❤️💙❤️💙❤️🤤🤤
I can’t believe i got clowned for taking him 2nd overall
2% win probability down 36 with opponent who scored 202. Edged it out with 204. Insane scenes
They said you was washed 28. They said you didn’t have it anymore 28. They cheered when you were hurt 28. Continue to prove them wrong 28. You will lead me to the promised land.
His name is Monday Night Mixon
Needed 50 from mixon and lamb to tie, won by 5 pts joseph mixon my sunshine
Bro should be projected ATLEAST 20 this week
Got him for Brian Thomas and a 27 3rd in dynasty last week at deadline 🤷🏻♂️💀 gonna be my RB1 for next 2 years atleast.
Don’t post “if he can stay healthy” just don’t
Everybody said bro bro was done. Glad I believed
Oh yah
Who is better mixon or Henry
Rest of season
I got over 200pts this week because of this guy!! Fuckin HELL YEA!!
Pop
Man almost won me a game I had no business winning