Joe Mixon scores three times in win Monday

Thanks for ruining my playoff chances big dog 🫡 🖕

Can’t believe someone in my league tried to get me to trade him and dobbins for Monty💀 this is when he was hurt but still

I love you, thanks for breaking my opponents will to survive

got him n swift for gus edward’s and aaron jones start of the year

His name is Monday Night Mixon

I can’t believe i got clowned for taking him 2nd overall

It was between Mixon, Achane and Dobbins

and even after missing games he’s been better than both by a mile

Needed 50 from mixon and lamb to tie, won by 5 pts joseph mixon my sunshine

Don’t post “if he can stay healthy” just don’t

Needed 30 thank you I’m pouring honey on you GOAT

They said you was washed 28. They said you didn’t have it anymore 28. They cheered when you were hurt 28. Continue to prove them wrong 28. You will lead me to the promised land.

I trade him and amonra for jammar and Monty last week😔

Hey I have Pacheco cmc Connor hunt mixon , am I cooked?

2% win probability down 36 with opponent who scored 202. Edged it out with 204. Insane scenes

Traded gibbs for mixon and bucky on week 5 and it has paid off

Monster night. I needed another TD to get the win the week as everyone else on my roster crapped the bed. Fun watching him make it close for me though.

THE RB1

Oh. Daddy Mixon. Where do I begin. My glorious ray of sunshine. My honeybuns. I lathered myself in honey and cream last night after watching you score TD after TD. I thought of you in my dreams. You helped chase away my nightmares. I want you to run all over my body like you ran over the Cowboys defense. You are my savior. I had 1% win probability and you helped me win. Now I can be the 1% that completes your body as it’s pressed next to mine. I don’t know what I would do without you. I love you pookie. So glad I could watch your butt flap in the wind after each touch you got last night. I dream of you and you only. I love you Joe Daddy Mixon 💦💦💦❤️💙❤️💙❤️🤤🤤

He did so good I’m trying give somebody James Cook for him

Bro should be projected ATLEAST 20 this week

Everybody said bro bro was done. Glad I believed