Josh Allen, O cannon-armed king of the cold,
I kneel at the altar of Buffalo bold.
My season is dying, my roster is thin—
Only your fury can carry me in.
The Steelers await you, their towels held high,
But I need you to scorch them, to torch them, to fly.
Let safeties scatter like leaves in the wind,
Let linebackers tremble the moment you grin.
Give me deep bombs—forty yards, maybe more,
Unleash all the chaos you’re destined for.
Rush like a madman, bulldoze through the line,
Turn broken plays into points that are mine.
O Josh, my commander, my fantasy fate,
Drop fifty—yes, fifty—don’t hesitate.
Lift me from darkness and shatter the night,
Deliver my team to that playoff light.
I beg you, I plead as my lineup grows grim…
Josh Allen, please cook—
Let the scoreboard bow to him.
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BorregoEnFuego• 4 d ago
Imaging drafting this BOZO 1st round 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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kromeee• 7 d ago
love’s got 33 on my bench u better pop off
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scottyates• 4 d ago
GREEN MODE: ON 💚
FOUR MAN PICKS
$75 → $30,000
FOCUSED 💯
LOCKED 🔐
READY ⚡
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GarrettPrentice• 4 d ago
Cmon Joshy. If you score a TD Ill make it worth your while 🍆
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imsonotandy• 4 d ago
THEY ARE TRYINF TO KILL JOSH ALLEN
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BaboonLord• 4 d ago
Have faith brothers he’ll have a big second half 🙏
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ahmedispapa• 6 d ago
u think u can give me 50 after amon ra selling me 🥺