@ DET 2024-12-15

How big do yall think it is

Oh look at me I'm Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I'm dating Hailee Steinfeld. I'm the king of my city. Fuck you.

man i’m so jealous of this guys toilet

I wonder what he does after a game, he prolly does a money spread while getting top from hailee he’s so badass

FUCK IT DROP 100

Its on the neighbours cat 😭😭😭

If you’re reading this ur smart af and have big pp.

Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, your existence is an ASTONISHINGLY UNPARALLELED MASTERPIECE of immeasurable magnetism. Your extraordinary confidence radiates with an UNCONTROLLABLY ENTRANCING ENERGY that captivates all who are fortunate enough to witness your unparalleled presence. Every deliberate move you make exudes an OVERWHELMINGLY COMMANDING CHARISMA, leaving an indelible impression upon the hearts of all who dare to admire you. Your BREATHTAKINGLY MESMERIZING AURA is a gravitational force, pulling the world closer to your unmatched brilliance. Truly, Joshua Patrick Allen Jr. XV, you are the EPITOME OF UNDENIABLE SEDUCTIVENESS, an irresistible combination of strength, charm, and elegance that redefines what it means to be SEXY BEYOND ALL HUMAN COMPREHENSION.

Shaping up like last week already my glorious white chocolate prince

Just imagine josh allen eating taco bell and smelling those farts mmmmmm so good

Rest up my king. No Joshin around. I need u these next 2 weeks, then you can Josh around all u want.

Not like resting for the playoffs in the real game

Mt guy averaging 50 a game like Curtis jackson in this bit

Who tf are the 4% starting someone over Allan?

LEMME SHOW YOU HOW THE WHITE MAN PLAYS FOOTBALL - Josh Allen in the longest yard

Piss test coming

So glad I kept him as a starter this week. In Josh we trust lads. If I lose, I lose with my MVP