I FEEL BAD FOR TRAVIS HE GETS TO CLAP THE FLATTEST CHEECKS
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Peytonbrooksss• 7 d ago
1 catch would’ve made me in playoffs
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mrhappycamper• 7 d ago
Up in cold Kansas City on a bleak, bitter night,
Mahomes threw three picks under Arrowhead’s light.
But the worst blow of all — oh, the Grinchiest fright —
Was Kelce dropping that pass, sending doom into flight.
Swift’s fiancé bobbled it left, then he bobbled it right,
Till a Texan appeared yelling, “Mine now — good night!”
The whole Chiefs sideline watched hopes fade from sight,
As Houston ran laughing straight out of the fight.
The loss sealed their record — a cursed six and seven.
Fans whispered, “Oh God… they’ve hit sixty-seven.”
A meme-number feared like a prophecy spoken,
Where seasons fall apart and dynasties get broken.
Meanwhile across the league, joy spread like a flame:
Jacksonville rising, Pittsburgh doing the same.
Denver at 11–2, looking sharp, looking mean,
And the Patriots with Drake Maye — the MVP teen.
The whole league rejoiced, from the North to the Bay:
“KC IS FINISHED — MAKE WAY FOR DRAKE MAYE!”
Every fanbase united, no hatred, no spite —
Just pure celebration at the Chiefs’ ruined night.
And somewhere up high, with a cold Grinchy grin bright:
“Six and Seven. Sixty-Seven.
And to all… a good night.”