Jaylen Waddle, I hope you enjoyed your little Sunday game because putting up 0.70 points in a Fantasy Super Bowl isn't just a bad game, but it’s a hate crime against my roster. I’ve seen more production from a literal brick wall. You didn’t just disappear but you pulled the greatest vanishing act in human history the second the whistle blew. Houdini would be jealous of how quickly you turned a starting roster spot into a literal void of nothingness. You’re not an elite receiver, you’re a $75 million piece of fine china. Every time the wind blows harder than five miles per hour, you’re in the blue tent looking for a reason to sit out. You have the durability of a wet paper towel and the competitive drive of a retired librarian. To call you a receiver is a joke. The only threat you pose is to my blood pressure and my league entry fee. I wouldn’t trade you for a half eaten bag of the best chips ever made at this point. You’re the “Warning…Fragile” sticker of the NFL. Your teammates are out there grinding, and you’re over there treating a rib tweak like a punctured lung. Enjoy being the most talented guy ever to be universally unwanted, because after that pathetic gameplay, I wouldn't trust you to catch a cold in a flu clinic, let alone a pass in the red zone. You’re done. Get off my team and stay off. but failed worse than a tissue paper umbrella. You’re “Questionable” on the injury report and “Non-Existent” on the field. Truly a dual threat of disappointment.
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PimmyBoy69• 8 hr ago
I hate you
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Remnicity• 6 hr ago
Worthless- 10 out of 10 will never draft again
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CreganStark• 6 hr ago
You always wanna trade away the iffy WR2’s made of glass, those boom weeks mess with your mind, but lead to this
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MeatMachine69• 4 hr ago
Jaylen I pray that whenever you need anything in your life, from a server at a high end restaurant or a manager at a resort, they also vanish right as you need them. No one that has ever relied on you has been paid like you. Now you will suffer my curse.