@ WAS 2024-12-22

Chat I’m going up against Saquon. Am I cooked?

23 points in a quarter

I come from working on my yard wid my pops and this nigga has 7 carries for 103 and 2 touchdowns

On ALL OF OUR LIVES we are oiling up for Saquon

Saquon dropping a 40 bomb today

You can fuck my girlfriend

I WOULD LET THIS NIGGA DOMINATE ME

This just in from RedZone: Saquon in the blue tent with a sprained nutsack. Sirianni is warming up his emergency hot cocoa

32 man league

This fuckhead couldn’t do this last week to keep me from being eliminated

Saquon Barkley, a force so grand, With lightning speed and steady hand, On Philly's turf, he makes his mark, A running back who lights the spark. Through the line, he darts and flies, A blur beneath the stadium skies. With every step, the crowd will cheer, For Saquon’s heart, so bold, so clear. In every move, his strength is shown, A power, grace, that’s all his own. No tackle can stop his drive, For in his soul, he’s born to thrive. Philadelphia’s pride, a hero’s name, In every game, he plays the same— With passion fierce and courage bright, Saquon Barkley takes his flight. So here’s to him, the Eagles’ star, A legend rising, near and far. In every run, in every play, Saquon Barkley leads the way

Lost my week, but you had such a fantastic season. Happy to run it back with you next year my sweet prince 🫡

Saquon Barkley, king of the field, With every stride, his power revealed. A force of nature, swift and strong, In his hands, the game belongs. Crowned in blue, he runs with might, A thunderous roar, a blazing light. Through defenders, he carves his way, A royal force that none can sway. With every juke, with every spin, The crowd erupts as he wins again. A glorious king, both fierce and kind, A legacy forever etched in time. On the throne of turf, he reigns supreme, A warrior chasing an endless dream. Oh, Saquon, our monarch bold, In you, the tale of victory is told.

Dear Saquon The one and only thing I would like for Christmas is for you to cook tf out of mine and all of our enemys for the week 17 championship round. We know that you know that its that time of the season. And, well, if you could just please find it in yourself to demolish your opponents into oblivion with a 200 yard 3 tuddy performance, I would imagine like myself, the rest of us will have a very full and fruitful Christmas, leading to lots of leaguesafe statements in our banks! I would be writing Santa about my wish, but I believe your the only one suitable to see this mission to its end for us, and it is you I entrust to see my 2024 fantasy football league to the promise land. If you do this, my RB1, this young man's chirstmas will be magical ✨️ 🎄 Love FantasyHeadshot

I love you and all but if you scored that 3rd TD I’d be in the playoffs still

This dude and Lamar have carried my team to the championship 🙏 three TDs and 200 yards pls

I hope he gets the shits on game day