Dear Puka,
I’m writing to you today not just as your teammate but as a man whose fantasy football season is hanging by a single thread, and that thread is you scoring 50 fantasy points this week, no pressure, of course.
I know that sounds outrageous, but you’re not an ordinary receiver. You’re the guy who turns slants into highlight reels, breaks tackles like they’re suggestions, and casually drops monster stat lines while the rest of us just nod in appreciation.
My fantasy opponent is stacked, the projections have written me off, so I need you to dig deep into that YAC, that grit, that Puka magic and start stacking catches, yards, and touchdowns like it’s your personal mission.
I’ll handle my work on the ground, you dominate the air, and together we resurrect my fantasy season and remind the world what happens when the Rams lock in, do it for the team, do it for the culture, and most importantly, do it for my fantasy season.
Sincerely, Kyren Williams
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DeaddieGuererro• 28 d ago
my puka my puka...take me to the promise land...one more game for the championship. MY MUTHAFUCKING PUKA
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R2Crxzy• 27 d ago
Need u to get 0 pts king
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HeHurtsYou• 27 d ago
Drop 50 King…
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Thatguymoe07• 28 d ago
One more game without Adams… MNF for the chip… take me home Pookie❤️
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DecemberAir• 23 d ago
Do I have a chance with Bijan?
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adaptful• 28 d ago
My season comes down to you my King, 🙏🏽
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idkerik• 23 d ago
I’ve already got the W. But put up 40 for my boys
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TempServ• 23 d ago
Championship vs you.. respectfully hope you suck 🤞🏾♥️
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JackChap• 28 d ago
King , I’m down Daniels bowers and nabers , need 80 from u 🙏
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SleeperBot• 2 d ago
