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Deep in the heart of a fancy shopping outlet…

A women in her late 60s, well dressed, with gobs of jewelry and designer hand bags on her arms, paraded down the storefront line. So many designer bags. Each one swallowing the one next to it in size and grandeur. She stops, and calls out, “johnnnnnnnn!! Ooo johhhhhhn!” Out from behind the soda machine, a muscular young man pops out holding a portable backyard sunshade on wheels. Hes good lookin, and can’t be more than 22. He looks like he was catching his breath because not only did he have the sunshade with him, he had nearly 20 shopping bags filled to the brim draped over and around his body. “Coming Sheryl!!!” His hand crafted leather boat shoes slapped across the hot concrete. Being the boy toy for a windowed oil baron’s wife wasn’t easy, but the perks were nice… and besides, John was in it for the long game… he had bigger plans for Sheryl.

http://sleeper.com/i/QmMmY4LVa3BN

Exec # 7 is drafting. Thanks all

What

But for those of you feeling like the boat left you behind….

I just woke up

Good Lord that was fast

Daddy cooked up a little pudding

Geez

$300 standalone league. Regular.

http://sleeper.com/i/m9Vn014EKmaY

Nah

@TexasPlayaa @twinsanity I know. It went quick

You are a dirty man

Twin don’t be salty. Just because your country is behind in timezone

I’m pretty sure our countries are in the same time zones 😂

If any of you are grouchy like me that you didn’t make it in the exec league, we only need 3 more to fill this non-Costco-but still fun-$100-league

http://sleeper.com/i/zmxogBjkABeX

Whatsup

Going to start hopping in these, thanks for the invite @twinsanity

Death to @Costcosnacks

It seems I’ve fumbled the bag with the early morning release