The Cowboys have hired Matt Eberflus as their defensive coordinator on new HC Brian Schottenheimer’s staff, per @WerderEdNFL
As a Cowboys fan I think I should go into therapy
The Cowboys Great Depression is here
why wouldn’t you sell the team and enjoy you 10 billion
Please for the love of everything don't draft Ashton Jeanty to this garbage can of a situation
We are cooked
The same Eberfluck who didn’t know when to call a TO?
Lmfaoooooooooooo
This is gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!!
Why does he look like Emperor Palpatine???
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse!
Yikes
lol what are they doing ???
he’s a good DC. colts were a consistent defense at getting turnovers when he was DC. idk about the HC but i wouldn’t be worried about the defense
Let’s hope he’s not in charge of calling “time out”
Where do we Cowboys fans file for compensation due to overwhelming and irreparable emotional damage?
He is a good DC not a bad pick up for the cowboys
🐻 fan he is definitely a good DC
So the cowboys need a OC
Say bye to Micah parsons cowboys fans
As a bears fan I’m used to him trading good line backers
The whole Cowboys franchise is washed up
As a cowboys fan. We suck nuts
Washed up coaches, washed up qb, washed up defense , washed up offense(expect ceedee), washed up owner
Is this the Babylon bee?