The Cowboys have hired Matt Eberflus as their defensive coordinator on new HC Brian Schottenheimer’s staff, per @WerderEdNFL

Lmfaoooooooooooo

This is gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!!

Why does he look like Emperor Palpatine???

Yikes

lol what are they doing ???

he’s a good DC. colts were a consistent defense at getting turnovers when he was DC. idk about the HC but i wouldn’t be worried about the defense

Let’s hope he’s not in charge of calling “time out”

Where do we Cowboys fans file for compensation due to overwhelming and irreparable emotional damage?

He is a good DC not a bad pick up for the cowboys

🐻 fan he is definitely a good DC

So the cowboys need a OC

Say bye to Micah parsons cowboys fans

As a bears fan I’m used to him trading good line backers

The whole Cowboys franchise is washed up

As a cowboys fan. We suck nuts

Washed up coaches, washed up qb, washed up defense , washed up offense(expect ceedee), washed up owner

Is this the Babylon bee?

GUYS HE DOESN’T NEED TO CALL TIMEOUTS ANYMORE!!!

I can see why. Eberflus did wonders for the Detroit defense on Thanksgiving day this past season.

Two of their division rivals are playing in conference championship to go to Super Bowl. Looks like gets worse for Cowboys before better

If this is true. Cowboy are looking so bad next year

Cowboys mamas look like an Eberflus

cowboys are doomed