The Cowboys have hired Matt Eberflus as their defensive coordinator on new HC Brian Schottenheimer’s staff, per @WerderEdNFL

I can’t be a fan anymore

I love being an eagles fan I also love Jerry jones I hope he finds a way to become immortal

Wow I didn’t think it was possible for them to get worse but ig they them boys still 😭

Jerry jones is All in on that stash of crystal

avengers, assemble

Sooooo next year is not our year? 😅

0-16 at this point just rebuild

We da bessssssst

BEARS HAD A TOP 5 DEFENSE WITH EBERFLUS 🤷‍♂️

YEE HAW BOYS

Wtf

Go lions

RETIRE JERRY MAN THEY GOTTA FIRE JERRY BOY YK THIS TEAM SUPER TRASH🔥🔥🔥

Jerry probably saw their 🍆 sizes and said you’re hired

"What's behind our door #1" ahh type hiring 😭🙏

Eberflus is an amazing DC y’all are stupid

Team will lead the league in pegging

We’re so cooked. Sadly a franchise in decline, when there wasn’t much of a peak in the first place.

Jerry jones is a fucking idiot

FIRE JERRY

The Dallas Cowboys are hiring former Texans OC Bobby Slowik as their new offensive coordinator, per @RapSheet. A star studded staff in Dallas 🔥

JERRY JONES HAS DEMENTIA

these the most mid hire coaches ever