The Cowboys have hired Matt Eberflus as their defensive coordinator on new HC Brian Schottenheimer’s staff, per @WerderEdNFL

RETIRE JERRY MAN THEY GOTTA FIRE JERRY BOY YK THIS TEAM SUPER TRASH🔥🔥🔥

Jerry probably saw their 🍆 sizes and said you’re hired

"What's behind our door #1" ahh type hiring 😭🙏

Team will lead the league in pegging

We’re so cooked. Sadly a franchise in decline, when there wasn’t much of a peak in the first place.

Jerry jones is a fucking idiot

FIRE JERRY

The Dallas Cowboys are hiring former Texans OC Bobby Slowik as their new offensive coordinator, per @RapSheet. A star studded staff in Dallas 🔥

JERRY JONES HAS DEMENTIA

these the most mid hire coaches ever

This is a good hire

Ya’ll act like this is tanking. Cowboys are staying comfortably in the middle. That’s all Jerry goes for anymore. Mediocre for the rest of time.

I see way to many people defending the guy who got fired mid season by the bears. Gotta suck heavy to do that

Out of all the people you can choose, you chose the worst 2 bums in history. And they might be worse than urban Meyer.

Speaking for all bears fans here. Fuck this guy but it’s a good hire

Who are these people Dallas is hiring??? Is this April 1st????

Jerry jones still an american legend though, don’t care what anyone says

What about the MOON

Dallas CowBears

Dallas might be last in the division next year if the giants actually get a good qb

We all know why he isn’t the OC

Jerry Jones loves segregation!

Bruh i dont care to talk about caleb. This is a matt eberflus thread 😂 and he was terrible all 3 years