BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

The defense was 28th this season…yes let’s hire this guy to take over the whole team

the new JASON GARRETT

Ahhhhhhh Hahahahahahhaa

wow, should've went with Deon

Who dat

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Can someone 💩 my comment

this isn't a upgrade haha

can I be a honorary Texans fan for now?☹️

Call Mike back plZ

Person that they’re payings Worse than Marty schottenhiemer

Major oof

Jerry Jones’s on the zaza while making this deal

Marty should be happy.. if he's still alive.

Nobody upstages Mr. Jones, Nobody.

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so the cowboys are tanking next year for Arch

Clowns

What a loser

head coach or puppet?

Cowboys just got worse. What the hell he do to earn a promotion? Offense was mediocre at best last season.

I just saw someone fall to their knees in an HEB

Bullschott