BREAKING - The Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer to be the franchise's next head coach, per @DMRussini

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this isn't a upgrade haha

can I be a honorary Texans fan for now?☹️

Person that they’re payings Worse than Marty schottenhiemer

Major oof

Jerry Jones’s on the zaza while making this deal

Marty should be happy.. if he's still alive.

Nobody upstages Mr. Jones, Nobody.

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so the cowboys are tanking next year for Arch

Clowns

What a loser

head coach or puppet?

Cowboys just got worse. What the hell he do to earn a promotion? Offense was mediocre at best last season.

I just saw someone fall to their knees in an HEB

Bullschott

Texas football teams are COOKED

After 22 years of being a Dallas Fan I’ve had enough I’m out

Switching teams

IDIOT

Fuckdallas

Person that they’re payings Worse than Marty schottenhiemer

Lmaooo 5 win season and another firing loading