Fix the Chicago Bears. Go 👇

I can smell your fart from p

You landed a nuclear bomb of fart

Man you suck up you are a big back

You Abt to turn to Draymond green technical foals

Screw the bears can I get a preorder pick on Jeremiah smith

No thanks, I’m a Vikings fan

Hire Johnson, draft only linemen, acquire linemen through free agency. Is there really anything else to do?

Do what Harbaugh did in LA: draft a top tier lineman

Should have taken Alt instead of Odunze

Join sides with the cheese

Chiefs*

Also everyone knows this already you could’ve written this in like 3 sentences 😭

Sell the team 🤷

Sell the team

You can’t

Build a Time Machine, go back and draft Daniels, Nix, or Maye. Fix your OLine. Hire Ted Lasso to be your head coach, he’s got the Ditka vibes

Change their name to “not the bears” and give them Sean payton

Sell the team

Sell the team

Impossible

Remove them from the nfl

NFC north trades them to afc north

Get Caleb some more nail polish