Fix the Chicago Bears. Go 👇

Join sides with the cheese

Chiefs*

Also everyone knows this already you could’ve written this in like 3 sentences 😭

Sell the team

You can’t

Build a Time Machine, go back and draft Daniels, Nix, or Maye. Fix your OLine. Hire Ted Lasso to be your head coach, he’s got the Ditka vibes

Change their name to “not the bears” and give them Sean payton

Sell the team

Sell the team

Impossible

Remove them from the nfl

NFC north trades them to afc north

Get Caleb some more nail polish

Lions are better fu#####g bears suck

Everything