BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

BREAKING: Belichick's girlfriend admitted to UNCs graduate program. (The two events are unrelated)

Jerry Jones punching the air rn

What’s UNC?

Bill is a system coach

Don’t let him near the football pumps

Unc made a deal with unc that's insane

He’s going to hate it. Enjoy the booster meetings.

Never follow your girl to college man

UNCCCCCC

Well at least there’s no draft in college so he won’t select a 5th round talent in the 1st

Sugar daddy bill🐐😎

Guess Steven A was wrong lol

LERS GO UNCLE

Whack lol

Should’ve been the jets 😔

Just saw bill belicheck’s GF fall to her knees in a chik fila

Six natty ships in the next 20 years?

Bro is finna single-handedly ruin female academics at UNC.

Knew my coach would end up somewhere great. Congratulations! #PATSNATIONSTANDUP✊🏾

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He won’t win a natty, but he’s gonna send a ton of guys to the league

He's dating my sister

chat moving so fast nobody will know I jerk off to offensive linemen