BREAKING: UNC finalizing deal to land Bill Belichick as new football coach (per @InsideCarolina)

He can commute with his gf now

Scouting for his next GF

BREAKING: Belichick's girlfriend admitted to UNCs graduate program. (The two events are unrelated)

What’s UNC?

UNCLE?!

Bill is a system coach

Don’t let him near the football pumps

Unc made a deal with unc that's insane

He’s going to hate it. Enjoy the booster meetings.

Never follow your girl to college man

UNCCCCCC

Well at least there’s no draft in college so he won’t select a 5th round talent in the 1st

Sugar daddy bill🐐😎

Guess Steven A was wrong lol

LERS GO UNCLE

Whack lol

Should’ve been the jets 😔

Just saw bill belicheck’s GF fall to her knees in a chik fila

Six natty ships in the next 20 years?

Bro is finna single-handedly ruin female academics at UNC.

Knew my coach would end up somewhere great. Congratulations! #PATSNATIONSTANDUP✊🏾

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He won’t win a natty, but he’s gonna send a ton of guys to the league