Cowboys All-Pro Micah Parsons surfered a high-ankle sprain in last night’s win over the Giants, per @RapSheet

surfered

Bro dropping 5 poscasts weekly now

Mason go back to kindergarten buddy

Put CeeDee at defense too since they were using him as RB last night. SMH

Damn it

they’re so cooked

man surfered 🏄

Cowabunga

Busted!

I need Time

Nooooooo

Glad I traded him for way too much

Cooked

Diggs and parsons got there pussy hurt last night

If miles Garrett did that he’d be given a purple heart

Hang ten dude

If miles Garrett did that he’d be given a Purple Heart

How many Weeks

4-6 weeks

Surfs up bro

Caption guy had a fucking stroke

Great more time for him to podcast 😒

Damn he surfering. When sleeper administration have to post real news instead of just click bait they get frazzled