Cowboys All-Pro Micah Parsons surfered a high-ankle sprain in last night’s win over the Giants, per @RapSheet

Nooooooo

Glad I traded him for way too much

Cooked

If miles Garrett did that he’d be given a purple heart

Hang ten dude

If miles Garrett did that he’d be given a Purple Heart

How many Weeks

4-6 weeks

Surfs up bro

Caption guy had a fucking stroke

Great more time for him to podcast 😒

Damn he surfering. When sleeper administration have to post real news instead of just click bait they get frazzled

Why is a high ankle sprain tho

Parsons a big whiner

Cowboys fucking suck

Who is a ankle sprain

Prayers up to him but F THEM COWGIRLS

Nah uh

Parsons is dog shit

Cooked

He will be back by Week 6 but if it is not that severe we could see him in week 5 against the Steelers since they have 9 days to rest

No

fuck dem boyz