BREAKING - The Dallas Cowboys are keeping HC Mike McCarthy for the 2024 season, per @AdamSchefter.

I quit being a cowboys fan

im becoming a short term Texans fan

Are there any fanbases looking for an ex cowboy fan?

It’s a joke bro

Mad serious

All the 7 11’s in Dallas are on fire right now

Stfu pussy

Vikings ain’t much better but be my guest

WOOOO

ZOO WEE MAMA

We need more cowboys fans. They're the laughing stock of fans and so easily triggered

He would’ve only let McCarthy go if he knew he could lock up Belichick or another coach that was “better.” He probably couldn’t get anyone.

I just sit back and laugh with the rest of you

lol

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck Jerry Jones!

McCarthy is just gonna be the puppet on the sideline for HC Jerry

Jerry Jones needs to fire himself for this 😭😭😭😭

CLOWNS

DALLAS CLOWNBOYS

When is Stephen Jones gonna hire a lawyer and a doctor to have Jerry declared mentally incapacitated??

Cowboys will suck for a while

McCarthy>>>>>>> Belichick