BREAKING - The Dallas Cowboys are keeping HC Mike McCarthy for the 2024 season, per @AdamSchefter.

DALLAS CLOWNBOYS

When is Stephen Jones gonna hire a lawyer and a doctor to have Jerry declared mentally incapacitated??

Cowboys will suck for a while

Sell the team. Move the franchise. Tear down the stadium.

And here comes the Dak extension. What a disgrace

But y tho?

Great news for the rest of the NFC.

Jerryworld: The Most Miserable Place on Earth

Hate my life

Cowboys make me wanna kms

Bro…JUST GET BILICHECK AND WIN TUE SUPER BOWL!

Mr Zero Adjustments

Just bring zeke back for Broke Dak Mountain the sequel

Is that another playoff first round exit I smell????

Skip is gonna have field day on Undisputed 😂

Thanks Jerry.

How anout dem cowboys

Why is this breaking news he’s under contract of course they are keeping him he’s not fired 🤦🏽‍♂️

Guys… I just found out I have nipples…

Jerry can afford to pay him off and fire him. But he won’t do it.

Nooooooooooooo

aka Bellichik wouldn’t return Jerry’s calls

This story is *so* Cowgirl poopy