“Source: AB has agreed to terms with the #Patriots.”

Oh yeah there will be a lot of fatties rolled and smoked in that locker room come week 3. Belichik will be hospitalized for weed related pneumonia. His old lungs won't be able to hang

Well I’m from New England so there’s that

I live in Oklahoma...no team here. Go Patriots...Merica!

@pt4pokes we welcome you with open arms in Pats nation

PATS

Chat so quick no one will notice I ejaculate prematurely

@LT21SD1904 And lost 28 million dollars that he will never get back in the process. Yeah. Really smart dude.

He must hate you

Gordon back in mental health facilities

@cgp061000 same here man

@pt4pokes Agreed. Really like Sony now. Ds are gonma have to back everyone up with AB, Flash and PEDelman running routes

Guys my hands went up about two hours ago and they still stay there

@juiceuga not true until we see what he makes instead

Only person with pneumonia would be AB with seminal pneumonia from Bill slap dickn him

@cjt91 shut up your not from there

AB just wants a ring...who can blame him. That is the lure NE has...u know u at least have a shot at a ring.

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Fake ass fans

@araww23 you don’t want those fans.

Cleverrrrr

Lol yeah you know buddy

I had you lobster roll yesterday. It wasn’t any good.

@araww23 I respect you guys. But still hate you