“Source: AB has agreed to terms with the #Patriots.”

Fake ass fans

@araww23 you don’t want those fans.

Cleverrrrr

I had you lobster roll yesterday. It wasn’t any good.

@araww23 I respect you guys. But still hate you

@TastyOrange fuck offff you lie

@cjt91 clearly you need to prove you have a New England accent

@TastyOrange now I know you're lying

I live in Chicago and there are a lot of losers who have never been to any of those cute tiny states over there and are patriots “fans”

I was pissed because AB got cut and I drafted him, now he’s on the patriots lol..

Sony still bone on bone lol

Is it weird that I’ve been married 5 years and I just found my wife’s penis?

Wickad Smaht

Lobster by itself or with butter is the only way to eat lobster. Any other way and you just ruin it

Brady smokes organic weed rolled by local New England virgins

@deelo1993 you drafted the drama

@jonernest - malik yoba

@DiggityDooDanks yeah it was in the fourth round, I rolled the dice

The poor heathens of Pittsburg can't appreciate the complexity of a lobstah roll

Wicked, Dunkins, Packy & Bang a Uey 😂😂😂

Which btw not a lot of virgins in NE. Think top shelf

Tempura Lobster

@Grim chilled with mustard and mayo