“The #Cowboys have offered RB Ezekiel Elliott a contract which would make him the second highest-paid RB in the NFL behind Todd Gurley, per @WerderEdESPN.”

Have yall ever ate ur girls ass? Tasty af

Gods blind spot. I prefer Catholic girls too

Natural Selection birth control is butt play @SpicyBurrito24

we better find out soon I draft a week from sunday!

Tits all day

U like the taste of shit? That’s why your breath smells like shit all the time

Ass all day

I’ve got the 4th overall pick in a PPR draft this Saturday, what the chance Zeke signs before then?

Ass because it feels better #nohomo @jimbo44

Yeah its called mouth wash

Taste of what? @DraftPick199

Exactly @SpicyBurrito24

If your girls ass tastes like shit then you gotta get her some wet wipes and charmin ultra soft

Floss after eating ass as well

Sorry, but if Elliot doesn't take this, I think that would be crazy. He still has two years on his contract left. He'd be taking a risk if he turns that down...

When did all the 12 year olds show up on this app?

I’m not 12 I’m 16

Hopkins or Zeke 4th overall? 10 team PPR draft

Your mom showed it to me after I banged her

I’m 13 dick!!

12 year olds talk about Minecraft u silly goose @joshaces

* BREAKING NEWS * Per: @AdamSchefter “Sources say Cowboys are closing on a deal to send Ezekiel Elliot to the Redskins in exchange for all time great Adrian Peterson. “ Jerry Jones was heard sayings “let’s bring it back to 2012, baby” Wow.

I ate my girls ass and it was the smartest thing ive ever done. Less nagging, more head, paying for things