“The #Cowboys have offered RB Ezekiel Elliott a contract which would make him the second highest-paid RB in the NFL behind Todd Gurley, per @WerderEdESPN.”

U like the taste of shit? That’s why your breath smells like shit all the time

Ass all day

I’ve got the 4th overall pick in a PPR draft this Saturday, what the chance Zeke signs before then?

Yeah its called mouth wash

Taste of what? @DraftPick199

Exactly @SpicyBurrito24

If your girls ass tastes like shit then you gotta get her some wet wipes and charmin ultra soft

Floss after eating ass as well

Sorry, but if Elliot doesn't take this, I think that would be crazy. He still has two years on his contract left. He'd be taking a risk if he turns that down...

When did all the 12 year olds show up on this app?

I’m not 12 I’m 16

Hopkins or Zeke 4th overall? 10 team PPR draft

Your mom showed it to me after I banged her

I’m 13 dick!!

12 year olds talk about Minecraft u silly goose @joshaces

* BREAKING NEWS * Per: @AdamSchefter “Sources say Cowboys are closing on a deal to send Ezekiel Elliot to the Redskins in exchange for all time great Adrian Peterson. “ Jerry Jones was heard sayings “let’s bring it back to 2012, baby” Wow.

I ate my girls ass and it was the smartest thing ive ever done. Less nagging, more head, paying for things

Agreed, Gurley got a contract no one should have given the value NFL is giving to RBs right now.

Be smart boyz

More football time

@kengale he aint taking this deal..you dont go thru all this shit to settle for second

Imagine that @4thAnd2O

@4thAnd2O fake news!